Wednesday, January 16, 2008

UFOs in Texas? Hey Aliens, Come to Purcellville!

So, what do you think? Are people in Stephenville, Texas just "seeing things?" I, for one, love stories like these. This is what the media is really for. I think it would be cool and scary and fascinating if it were true. We all need a diversion now. What with all the terrible news about the economy, the housing market, Iraq and Iran. I can't think of a better story to distract people from all that depressing crap that is churned out of the news sources everyday. A good mystery is what we need! I wish something like that would happen in the dumpy little town I am living in. There is absolutely nothing here to inspire imagination or to excite the people living here. Dull, dull , dull. People here need to be shaken up a bit. They are upppity and sticks in the mud! Here is an invititation to all the space aliens out there: Please come and freak out the old poops that live here in Purcellville, Virginia!

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